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Ssshhhh... Don't read aloud
Dekh Bey Dekh, Ye hai sadda School,
Mere yaar janey, rabb janey, hai vadda fazool,
Naley mere, yahaan
'Juliana' de vaaste,
Assi chalde aaste aaste,
Baas Pand Chod sadey anddhe di baas,
Upar se subah subah,
'Gulzar' di bakwaas,
Yahaan 'Bashir' di lachak, 'Gazala' di matak,
Aur 'Ashraf Dar'
peeche dhoodey maarne ko chak
'M.K. Kaul' da saaz, 'Mughlu' di awaaz,
Sangeet ko hai gaali, Yahaan
'Mary Koul' saali,
Sunati Hindi Qawali, Maro Taali,
'Tariq' hai Mawali, Jaana jaata JBL de naam se,
Uske
kaam se, Boo aati Capstain di,
Saale ki Maa ki...
'Arhana Madam' hai kinni acchhi,
Bachon se mohabat wo
kardi hai sacchhi,
Satrangi hai apna 'Zahoor Wani',
Jaise neta di kahaani, Sunata hai,
Cheekta hai, Chilata
hai, Haath per hillata hai...
Akkar Bakkar, Re 'Fayaz Takkar',
Uski Maa ke saath chalaun mein chakkar,
Jinha
char, Usko gusaun double dakkar,
CID de badle school mein aaya 'Farooq Charsi'
Saala khachar, Aur doosra 'Shamas
Gujar'
Uska jaisa pagal nai millega,
Meri chaddi mein dooja phool khilega,
Agar mila, Saala haraami ka pilla,
Tunda
to 'Manzoor' bas naam da hai,
Apne principal te vade kaam da hai,
Asli to wohi hai tunda, Saala gunda,
Lokaanu
lut ta hai,
Paise khake uska pet nahi bharta,
Imandhari se kavi kaam nahi karda,
Paalta hai lok 'Meenaxi' 'John'
se,
Vade Vade sharaabi,
HRD de teacheraande hont hain gulaabi,
O Habibi! Ye nahi koi Arbi geet, mere meet,
Isse
kehnde desi gaana,
Tusi isse rap kaho to mein mar jaava,
Khaana peena aur ye gaana hai mera yaar, mera pyaar, mera dildaar,
Assi
vade hoke karega yehi kaar...
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